Songs

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1. Hello, Laurie

   2025 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of Hello, Dolly

   Well, hello Laurie, Sixty Five, Laurie! It’s so nice to sing this birthday song to you. Here at Fare Start, Laurie, for our smart Laurie, You’re the greatest, you’re the…

   Grannies

2. Hello, Rita

   2025 · Georgie Kunkle · to the tune of Dolly / Hello

   Hello Rita, Seven O, Rita You’re the seventies Raging Granny of the year You’ve won awards, Rita Played some chords Rita And you’ve ventured out where only angels fear to…

   Grannies

3. Help!

   2026 · Jo-Hanna Read · to the tune of Help! (Beatles)

   (Help!) We need each other (Help!) Or we won’t recover (Help!) You know we need each other (Help!) When I was younger I thought right could win the day But…

   Government & Power

4. Here Come the Brides

   2015 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of Here Comes the Bride

   Here come the brides, Here come the grooms, What does it matter Who marries whom? Love conquers all, Minds mean and small Same sex unions Will weather the squall!

   Gender Issues Human & Civil Rights

5. Here Comes Donald Trump

   2025 · Jo-Hanna Read · to the tune of Here Comes Santa Claus

   Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump, he thinks he’ll have his way. He’s our present White House resident, so what can we say? Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense, every…

   Elections & Democracy Government & Power Holiday & Celebrations

6. Hey Look Us Over

   2025 · Cindy Jackson, Elizabeth Dequine, Jo-Hanna Read, Nel Mascall · to the tune of Hey, Look Me Over

   Hey look us over, Give us a whirl, Like a four-leaf clover We brighten the world! Don’t pass us up, folks, Come sing along! Whenever you’re feeling down and out…

   Grannies

7. Hinda

   2013 · Jo-Hanna Read · to the tune of Bicycle Built for Two

   Hinda, Hinda, What are we gonna do? It’s your birthday, Here is a toast to you. You don’t have a lot of patience For vacuous celebrations, What we want to…

   Grannies

8. Hinda’s Birthday Song (2011)

   2013 · Shirley Morrison · to the tune of Bicycle Built for Two

   Hinda’s Birthday, We celebrate today. She’s SO serious, But she also likes to play. Now she’s an octogenarian, But not a true vegetarian. She eats some meat, but rarely a…

   Grannies

9. Hit The Road Bush

   2013 · Diane Thompson · to the tune of Hit the Road / Jack!

   Hit the Road Bush and don’tcha come back No more, no more, no more, no more, Hit the Road Bush and don’tcha come back No more That’s what we say!…

   Government & Power

10. Hokus Pokus

    2013 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of Hokey Pokey

    You know the right wing’s in. Let’s get the right wing out. Put good people in To shake things all about. We’ll stop the hokus pokus, Find help for those…

    Government & Power

11. How Much Is This War Going to Cost Us?

    2013 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of How Much is that Doggy in the Window

    How much is this war going to cost us? As it breaks bonds with good families? How can we as ca-aring people Trust Bush with the presidency? Bush won’t do…

    Soldiers & Veterans War & Peace

12. Hush Little Planet

    2013 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of Hush Little Baby

    Some save shells in a treasure chest. Some think gold in a safe is best. Did YOU know water, wind and sun Are valuable for everyone? Our planet is a…

    Environment & Energy

13. I Can See Clearly Now

    2013 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of I Can See Clearly Now (Johnny Nash

    I can see clearly now one billion strong Each sister dancing in her own way Gone is the violence that kept her down It's gonna be a bright, bright love-filled…

    Gender Issues

14. I Had an SUV

    2013 · Monica Zucker · to the tune of I Had a Little Ford

    Oh, I had an SUV, A big black SUV, The biggest SUV you ever did see. The car was on the wheels, The wheels were on the ground, And the…

    Environment & Energy

15. I Loved My Civil Rights

    2013 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of I Like N.Y. in June

    I loved my Civil Rights How about you? I lost my Civil Rights And you did, too. First came the Patriot, Military Commision Acts, Lies and spies, wire-tapping" Police Brutality,…

    Government & Power Human & Civil Rights War & Peace

16. I’m a Little Toddler

    2015 · Georgie Kunkle · to the tune of I’m a Little Teapot

    I’m a little toddler three years old Preschool is what I need, I am told If I learn to find a way to share I’ll be happy anywhere I’ll be…

    Education

17. I’m Being Followed by Tom Ridge

    2015 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of Moonshadow

    Chorus: I’m being followed by Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge He’s bugging my phone and hiding in my fridge Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge If I give money to the…

    Government & Power Human & Civil Rights

18. If I Only Had a Brain

    2013 · Bellingham Grannies & Lisa Kaufman

    I would stop invadin’ nations, Quit helpin’ corporations, My policies I’d change. I would fight discrimination As a worthy occupation, (breath) If I only had a brain. I would talk…

    Government & Power War & Peace

19. If We Cannot Find Osama, Bomb Iraq

    2013 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of If You're Happy and You Know It

    If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are Saudi And the bank takes back your Audi And the TV…

    War & Peace

20. Immigrant Rights (McNamara’s Band)

    2015 · Unlisted Songwriter · to the tune of McNamara’s Band

    Oh, we ARE the might empire, We pick and choose our guests, Europeans welcome here – But Mexicans are pests. We’re ALL in love with family – The Mexicans who…

    Immigration