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Everything we've sung at lately.
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Not Just About Bathrooms
Tune (roughly): The Man on the Flying Trapeze By Vicky Ryder and Jo-Hanna Read They lie through their teeth with the greatest of ease, Those bigots who’d bring us all down to our knees; We’ve got…
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Seattle Raging Granny Starter Kit
BRING TOGETHER A GROUP OF FIVE OR MORE WOMEN You do not have to be a grandmother and you do not have to be a good singer. You do have to have a lot of spunk…
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Blackwater on the Range
tune: Home on the Rangeby Hinda Kipnis Don’t give me a homeWhere Blackwater roamsAnd terror’s the law of the land.We must not forgetWhat gestapos begetWhen they follow illegal commands.Hired killers roam freeIn Iraq with impunity.Mercenaries shoot…
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A Winter Wonderland or Not
Tune: Winter WonderlandBy Laurie Rostholder In the lane, snow is lacking.Down the way, there is fracking.A beautiful dayMore heat on the way,Wondering where's the winter wonderland. More storms, they are brewing.The deniers they're eschewing,Unwilling to sayNothing…
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Hark, the Wal-Mart Banners Say
Tune: "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing!" Hark, the Wall-Mart banners say,"It's made in the U.S.A."Read the FINE print and you'll see.Most things come from overseas.Sweatshop factories exploit children.While Sam Walton rakes in billionsTell us where your…
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Project 2025
Lyrics: Margaret Villani of Piedmont Raging GranniesTune: Battle Hymn of the Republic Mine eyes have seen the coming of American royaltyAnointed by the Court Supreme with all immunityTo prevent a presidential king, it’s up to you…
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The Sex Song or Do It With Consent
Written by Laurie RostholderTune: Old McDonald Had a Farm We're weird about sex in the USA.Do it with consent!We don't accept it's good any way.Do it with consent1What difference does it makeHow people screw;So what if…
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Gaggle Make Good Trouble
Lyrics mostly by Pia Rostholder Oh, we're a gaggle of granniesUrging you off of your fanniesIt's time to get wokeThis isn't a jokeMake good trouble! No people are quite the sameIf they were it would be…
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Gaggle Keep It in the Ground
tune: Side by Side Oh we're a Gaggle of GranniesUrging you off of your fanniesThese trains coal and oilMake our blood boilKeep It in the ground The C02 keeps on risingThis isn't really surprisingSystems driven by…
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Take Me Out to the Bag Game
Tune: Take Me Out to the Ball Game Take me out to the bag game.Take me out to the mall.The dollar store has all the things I lack.Pack them in plastic bags, I will be back.For…