I’m Being Followed by Tom Ridge

Chorus: I’m being followed by Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge He’s bugging my phone and hiding in my fridge Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge If I give money to the poor They can’t wear turbans, that’s for sure If I give money to the poor They better be-e-e-e-e-e-e, Wearing a baseball cap. And If my records all get banned Set on fire and tossed in sand And if my records all get banned You can download them for free-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e Or get them cheap on ebay. And if I say I’m for peace I’d better get down on my knees And if I say I’m for peace Please-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e Contact the thought police CHORUS Did it take long to find me? I’m on the no-flight list. Did it take long to find me? And Where the Hell is bin Laden? CHORUS Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge,Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge,Tom Ridge, Tom Ridge