Tag: Laurie Rostholder
songwriter
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Yellow Submarine
by Laurie Rostholder, Tom Shea On the oceans wild and free Sail some sca-a-ry submarines It’s the Tridents armed with nukes Ghostly ri-i-sing from the sea. We would like them all disarmed Before anyone is harmed…
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Scary Blues
by Carolyn Hale, Laurie Rostholder, Monica Zucker tune: Button Up Your Overcoat I am seeing scary things. No one does but me. I can’t afford my meds. Why aren’t they free? Spent three days in hospital,…
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Raging Grannies Are Conspiring
by Laurie Rostholder tune: I’ve Been Working on the Railroad Raging Grannies are conspiring To make their audience laugh. Satire is so very frightening It’s clearly a (speak) TERRORIST path. Listen to their conversation. They speak…
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Happy Birthday Shirley 2012
by Laurie Rostholder tune: Daisy, Daisy Shirley, Shirley, give us your answer true, How can we grow o-old just like you? We want passion just like you’ve got, And we want to be hot. We won’t…
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Groped by the TSA
by Laurie Rostholder Tune: Crawdad Song We were groped by the TSA, honey, honey, We were groped by the TSA, dear dear, We were groped by the TSA First the front and then the rear Do…
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Got Gas?
adaptation by Laurie Rostholder of song by Glen Anderson The Marine Hymn From Iraq and Venezuela The Arabian and Caspian Seas, We will pump out all the planet’s oil Just to fuel our SUVs. We can…
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Gaggle Against Guns
The Raging Grannies Songbook, 1993, adapted by Laurie Rostholder tune: Side by Side Oh, we’re a gaggle of Grannies, Urging you off of your fannies, We’re raising our voice We want a new choice— NO MORE…
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Gaggle Against Cuts
by Laurie Rostholder tune: Side by Side Oh, we’re a gaggle of Grannies, Urging you off of your fannies, We’re raising our voice We want a new choice— NO MORE CUTS! With all the money they’re…