Scientists’ Lament

We can’t say “global warming.” We can’t say “Studies show…” We can’t say “greenhouse gasses,” We can’t say “Now we know…” We’ve got to hide our science– Never mention Kyoto, Cause his head is in the sand. Chorus: But the facts are so alarming That the planet earth is warming Our emissions surely harming But his head is in the sand. We love carbon dioxide! We love the SUVs! We love all the emissions– Even lung disease! We love deregulation And the censorship decrees, Cause his head is in the sand! Chorus