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Raging Grannies Are Conspiring

Year 2013
Songwriter Laurie Rostholder
Categories Grannies
Raging Grannies are conspiring To make their audience laugh. Satire is so very frightening It’s clearly a (speak) TERRORIST path. Listen to their conversation. They speak of peace not war. Anti-Bush recriminations- They always go too far. Metal in their hips, Metal in their knees, They’re hiding weapons No one can see. We have found them out, Know what they’re all about, A peace and social justice Con-spir-acy. Someone’s singing for justice, Someone’s singing for an end to war, Someone’s singing for fairness, Scaring us to the core… We’re scared of: Gaggles of grannies singing their song Gaggles of grannies make us quake, Gaggles of grannies must be watched Our country is at stake. Grannies with their hats A bunch of old bats Scaring us with What they sing. If they ever stay in tune That will surely spell our doom Spreading freedom and democracy. We’re Raging Grannies singing for justice, Grannies singing for an end to war, Grannies singing for fairness World Peace Forevermore!