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Goodbye, Birth Control!

Year 2013
Songwriter Unlisted Songwriter
Tune Goodnight / Ladies
Who needs mammograms this year? Planned Parenthood, we do fear, Misuses funds we hold so dear. The wars on women rage. Chorus: Maybe we just won’t have sex Won’t have sex, won’t have sex Maybe we just won’t have sex, And then we’ll see what’s next. Parenthood must not be planned, Contraception must be banned, Have more kids, we understand, The wars on women rage. Chorus Pregnant once again this year, How far along does it appear? We’ll probe your wombs to make it clear! The wars on women rage. Refrain: Goodbye Boehmer! Goodbye Cantor! Goodbye, Mittens, We’re going to leave you now! Chorus