Gaggle for Gun Free Zones

Oh we’re a gaggle of grannies Urging you off of your fannies Keep our shopping trips clean, No guns to be seen Gun Free Zones With so many guns in our city On buses, in stores, it’s a pity It scares us no end, We can’t comprehend So (pause) Gun free zones We can change the culture, One store at a time May not change the laws but That will happen over time So join this gaggle of grannies Get up off-a your fannies Let’s get rid of those guns Protect all our buns GUN FREE ZONES We really mean it—GUN FREE ZONES We mean precisely—GUN FREE ZONES We will say it very nicely—GUN FREE ZONES READ OUR LIPS! (mouth silently, GUN FREE ZONES!)