Category: Holiday Tunes
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A Winter Wonderland or Not
Tune: Winter WonderlandBy Laurie Rostholder In the lane, snow is lacking.Down the way, there is fracking.A beautiful dayMore heat on the way,Wondering where's the winter wonderland. More storms, they are brewing.The deniers they're eschewing,Unwilling to sayNothing…
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Hark, the Wal-Mart Banners Say
Tune: "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing!" Hark, the Wall-Mart banners say,"It's made in the U.S.A."Read the FINE print and you'll see.Most things come from overseas.Sweatshop factories exploit children.While Sam Walton rakes in billionsTell us where your…
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The Sweatshop Song
Tune: Jingle Bells Dashing through the storesCredit cards grow weak.Goodwill’s such a bore.Consuming's at its peak. More things are what we needSlave labour is the price.Sweat shops promote greed.But oh, that sweater's nice! CHORUS: Oh, give…
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I’m Dreaming of a Green Christmas
Tune: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas I’m dreaming of a green Christmas.And I don’t mean green for dough.With no crass commercials for Ninja TurtlesJust hugs, good food and mistletoe. I’m dreaming we will spare those…
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Here Comes Donald Trump
Tune: Here Comes Santa ClausBy Jo-Hanna Read Here comes Donald Trump, here comes Donald Trump,he thinks he’ll have his way.He’s our present White House resident,so what can we say?Throwing tantrums, tweeting nonsense, every bloody night.So let’s…
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G.I. Joe
G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe is back in the stores again,Telling kids that Might is RightAnd war is without pain.G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe, makes every friend a foe.He says we'll solve all problemsWith a weapon and a…
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There Goes 45
THERE GOES 45 • Tune: Here Comes Santa Claus • By Jo-Hanna Read There goes 45, there goes 45, We’ve sent him on his way. Lost the election, Tried for exception, He’s out of here we…
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New Year’s Vision
tune: Deck the Halls Tax the rich; don’t starve the poor, Fa la la la la la la la la Let’s end homelessness for sure, Fa la la…etc Raise the wages, increase welfare, Fa la la…
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Jingle Bombs
tune: Jingle Bells Jingle Bombs! Jingle Bombs! Jingle all the way, Disobey the USA! We’ll blow you all away, HEY! Let’s make war! Let’s make war! Let’s invade Iraq, Take the money from the poor, We…
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Don’t Bomb Iraq
Tune: ‘Silent Night’ Don’t bomb Iraq, Let’s not attack. Don’t take over their soil, Cause we need their oil. We don’t want women and children killed Cause the gas tanks on our SUVs must be filled.…